Σ(m[cat]) ↑ S[l] ± d

Ceez says:
I'm coming up with a working hypothesis on cat mass increase as a direct correlation to their resting state

Ceez says:
IE the longer a cat stays in one place, the heavier it gets

Ceez says:
this is unique to felines

Misha says:
i don't think that's possible though

Misha says:
you can't add mass to something

Ceez says:
perhaps their gravitational pull is increasing

Misha says:
well you can, but it's got to come from somewhere else

Misha says:
that goes back to mass though,

Misha says:
gravitational pull is based on mass

Misha says:
if you hypothesize that the longer a cat rests, the more mass it gloms from the surrounding environment, that would make sense

Ceez says:
I think they have the ability to draw in matter from around their location

Misha says:
dust

Misha says:
she attracts dust

Ceez says:
which they can then discharge at will on things like cashmere sweaters and bed linens

Ceez says:
I wonder if I can get funded for this